Zack and Paul enter the restaurant and approach sid who will seat them

Sid: ¿Buenas tardes, dos?
Paul: Si
Sid: Derecho este camino.

gesturing to the table.  they approach the table and sid places the menus on the table.
as zack and paul sit down;

Sid: Su servidor estará con usted dentro de poco.

sid exits while zack and paul open their menus.
paul and zack exchange looks as emily enters.
Approaching the table;

Emily: Hola mis nombres emily, mal ser su camarera esta tarde.
¿Qué puedo conseguirle tipos para beber?
Zack: un poco de agua por favor.
Paul: haga esto dos.
Emily: bien mal ser correcto atrás con aquellas bebidas.

emily exits

Paul: ¿tan qué va usted a conseguir?
Zack: ¿una macedonia, usted?
Paul: un emparedado de carne de vaca pienso.
Zack: chulo.

emily re-enters with the drinks

Emily: aquí usted va tipos.
Paul: gracias.
Emily: su bienvenida. ¿Son usted tipos listos a pedir?
Paul: sí, el mal tiene un emparedado de carne de vaca.
Zack: y me gustaría una macedonia sin cualquier manzana por favor.
Emily: bien lo consiguió.
Zack: es muy importante que usted no añada manzanas.
Emily: bien el mal se asegura.

emily exits

Paul: ¿por qué es tan importante que esto no tenga manzanas?
Zack: usted verá.
Paul: um ... bien...

sid enters

Sid: ¿todo yendo bueno aquí?
Zack: si
Sid: bien, bueno.

sid exits
emily enters

Emily: aquí usted los tipos van, todo mira a fin de, llame si usted necesita algo.

emily exits
zack takes a bite of his salad and starts to choke

Paul: ¿qué pasa?
Zack:*chough weez hack*

zack gestures to the salad
pual looks at the salad and see's that it has apples in it.

Paul: ¡uh ho, CAMARERA!

emily enters

Emily: ¿qué parece ser el problema?
Paul: pienso que él es alérgico a manzanas.
Emily: lo que esto no debería tener manzanas en ello.
Paul: bien esto hace y pienso que él muere.
Emily: los umm umm cuelgan en.

emily exits and re-enters with sid the manager

Sid: ¿qué pasa?
Emily: él se ahoga y muere y manzanas theres cuando allí no debería tener.

not being able to understand her

Paul: él es alérgico a manzanas y hay manzanas I de no PAGO PARA ESTA COMIDA.

rips up check

Sid: calme mal llaman una ambulancia.
Paul: es a tardío, él está muerto.

zack has fallen motionless to the floor

Emily: ¡no lo creo!

emily faints as sid catches her

Sid: eh, pero.

zack pops up

Zack: !Tu Fuiste PUNKED!

they grab their plates while sid is still holding emily and run off stage

Sid: no lo creo.

Zack and Paul enter the restaurant and approach sid who will seat them
Sid: Good afternoon, two?
Paul: Yep
Sid: Right this way,
gesturing to the table.  they approach the table and sid places the menus on the table.
as zack and paul sit down;
Sid:Your server will be with you shortly.
sid exits while zack and paul open their menus.
paul and zack exchange looks as emily enters.
Approaching the table;
Emily: Hi my names emily, ill be your waitress this afternoon.
What can i get you guys to drink?
Zack: some water please.
Paul: make that two.
Emily: okay ill be right back with those drinks
emily exits
Paul: so what are you going to get?
Zack: a fruit salad, you?
Paul: a beef samwich i think.
Zack: cool.
emily re-enters with the drinks
Emily: here you go guys
Paul: thanks
Emily: your welcome now are you guys ready to order?
Paul: yep ill have a beef samwich
Zack: and i would like a fruit salad without any apples please.
Emily: okay got it.
Zack: its very important that you don't add apples.
Emily: okay ill make sure.
emily exits
Paul: why is it so important that it doesn't have apples?
Zack: you'll see
Paul: um... okay...
sid enters
Sid: everything goin good here?
Zack: yep
Sid: okay, good.
sid exits
emily enters
Emily: here you guys go, everything looks in order, call if you need anything
emily exits
zack takes a bite of his salad and starts to choke
Paul: whats wrong?
Zack:*chough weez hack*
zack gestures to the salad
pual looks at the salad and see's that it has apples in it.
Paul: uh ho, WAITRESS
emily enters
Emily: what seems to be the problem?
Paul: i think he is allergic to apples
Emily: what it shouldn't have apples in it
Paul: well it does and i think he's dying
Emily: umm umm hang on
emily exits and re-enters with sid the manager
Sid: whats wrong?
Emily: he's choking and dying and theres apples when there shouldn't have
not being able to understand her
Paul: he's allergic to apples and there are apples IM NOT PAYING FOR THIS MEAL
rips up check
Sid: calm down ill call an ambulance.
Paul: its to late, he's dead
zack has fallen motionless to the floor
Emily: i don't believe it!
emily faints as sid catches her
Sid: but but but
zack pops up
Zack: you got PUNKED!
they grab their plates while sid is still holding emily and run off stage
Sid: i don't believe it...

I'm watching the Tyra Banks show right now!
she is doing a "So What" episode on weight!
She is 5'10" and 161 lbs.
she is, i believe, 42 years or so.
every one in the audiance, and Tyra, are wearing these
one piece red suites like she wore on the cover of People
Magazine and they all have their weight on their bust, in white
big numbers!
granted she is equaley proportioned with her bust and her booty,
i just love her now and forever!
she didnt gain all this weight over night or over a week, the
weight she is has built up over 10 yrs.

My Name is Emily Nelson,
I am 5'4"
and weigh 161.5 lbs.

this is probly going to just be a randomly updated xanga updated with pics and holiday stuff and wishlists and so forth...
well yesterday was amanda bulls 18th b day!! i know a lot of you dont like her but XP
and she recorded some stuff and i hope to load it to my youtube!